October202014

evaded:

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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aka the purge

(Source: neocybex, via sniffing)

3PM

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via ollygollymolly)

3PM

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via joshpeck)

3PM

a message to crying babies:

unp:

get over it we all have problems

(via tuhree)

October182014

review of “animal farm”

rabioheab:

not a very good instructional guide on farming. would NOT recommend to first time farmers

(via wendy-swan)

9AM

petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

4AM

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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(via officialwhitegirls)

4AM
October172014

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via ollygollymolly)

4AM

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

(Source: romoon, via ollygollymolly)

4AM

paradisaic:

yet another unrealistic expectation for the female body

(Source: spoooky-punk, via ollygollymolly)

4AM

officialwhitegirls:

things i used to laugh at: proper jokes

things i laugh at now: woof woof wats for lunch lol

(via trust)

October162014

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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(via braydaaan)

7PM
acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

(Source: officialaneetta, via perks-of-being-chinese)

7PM

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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(via trust)

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